Role: Satellite quarterback (the term “quarterback” is a metaphorical, and there is little chance you will get sacked as we tackle the big issues).
Duties: You simply read the extremely accurate and transparent editorial content at BIG-Media.ca and share it with your network. Adding a few words such as “This is an important read …” will earn bonus points.
Optional extra tasks: Provide feedback such as story ideas and constructive criticism to the boss, who is actually not very bossy at all. Recommending potential editorial team candidates from around the world who meet the necessary qualifications (good with words, good with data, good with logic, good-hearted) is also appreciated but not required.
Compensation: Sweet BIG Media swag (e.g., hoodie, tumbler, hat, pen) for the top performers, which you can then sell for millions … but, like a bald dude with a comb, you will be unable to part with it.
Benefits package: Our generous benefits program includes intellectual empowerment, elevated social status, and increased popularity with other successful humans.
Opportunities for advancement: Outstanding achievement as a satellite quarterback – which some (OK, one) would argue is already a dream job – could lead to promotion to quarterbacks coach, and eventually team manager.
Deadline: There are limited openings for satellite quarterbacks and time is of the essence, so comment below or send me a direct message now, and I will contact you to set up a short interview 🙂
(Rob Driscoll, BIG Media Ltd., 2025)
