Please join me in celebrating the launch of a new platform that I call OnlyCritics.
To understand the new business model, a little history is helpful …
When I decided five years ago to create a news platform focused on facts and logic, I did not anticipate that I would be subjected to a barrage of personal attacks.
But having earned an honorary PhD from the School of Hard Knocks, I was able to handle being called such names as “dangerous moron” (I contest the dangerous part), “shameless shill”, and even “murderer” without having a mental breakdown.
Indeed, sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Despite being insulted thousands of times, I have never responded with vitriol. I have always, and will always, respond with logic and attempt to shift the discussion to a constructive tone.
This morning, after reviewing some of the more recent verbal abuse, I decided to monetize my crocodile-level thick skin.
Starting today, you can subscribe at BIG Membership and immediately start throwing down the put-downs.
Please pull no punches. I can take it.
You can even sign up for a one-on-one insult video session … and don’t worry; I will be clothed as usual … unless you sign up for the Premium Subscription, in which case I will put on additional clothing.
If you run out of insults, here are some good ones:
- “You are so dumb, you struggle to even finish writing a single sente”
- “You can’t even spell ICue, let alone score over 80 in an intelligence test.”
- “If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I would expect to receive change.”
- “You are a stupid idiot for introducing an elevated form of news journalism.”
- “You are a f***ing moron for thinking that accuracy, logic, and transparency are important in news coverage.”
- “You are an imbecile who does not even know how to use sensationalism.”
Sign up today, and let the games begin!
Special bonus if you sign up this week: you also get access to BIG Media Ltd.’s extremely accurate news coverage 😀
