Saturday, May 18, 2024

LOGIC: proprietary solution kills trolls dead

Over the last 2.5 years, my team of scientists and I have been working diligently to come up with a product to get rid of those pesky trolls that have been littering our social media feeds.

Well, I am proud to announce, we have devised a concoction that will exterminate those annoying pests.

In Stage 1 and Stage 2 clinical trials, our solution has been 100% effective in making trolls disappear.

Simply spray the trolls with our proprietary solution that we call LOGIC.

LOGIC is not toxic to the user but is pure poison to trolls. In most confirmed cases, only one application of LOGIC was required, but on occasion a second dose was necessary to destroy the tougher trolls.

For best results, spray trolls directly with LOGIC as soon as they appear. You will never eliminate trolls if you meet them in the gutter and do not have LOGIC with you. Never attack them in an environment in which they thrive. On the flip side, trolls struggle mightily in elevated environments. On the high road, trolls are unable to breathe and wither away quickly.

This week only, LOGIC is free to every BIG member. Prescribe today 🙂


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