It is time to face what I have done to your face

I may not be an accredited plastic surgeon, but I have done a LOT of work on your face in recent years – and the results speak for themselves.

I opened your eyes –  BIG Media’s Top 10 Myths Busted

I gave the outer edges of your mouth a little lift – BIG Media Labs announces latest game-changing invention

I put your nose out of joint – I refuse to be sheepish about my accurate opinions

I got cheeky with you – Relationship talk – it is time to address the imbalance

I eliminated wrinkles by getting the elephant out of the room – You might not want to talk about COVID, but it needs to happen

I raised your eyebrows – My war against really nice people – Part 2

I provided extended lashes – How we became a society of psychopaths

I even threw in some brain work at no extra cost – TRUMP – advice on how to manage this meddlesome mental malady

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After receiving the ultimate facial, it is now safe for you to look in the mirror. You are welcome.

(Rob Driscoll, BIG Media Ltd., 2025)

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