Reducing divisiveness in our society may seem like Mission Impossible, but I spy an opportunity to save the world from doom.
While much of humanity is on Cruise control, I am on the Hunt for a team of agents to help save our Rogue Nation. It is no longer acceptable for highly educated, rational people to sit silently on the sidelines as ill-informed influencers poison people’s malleable minds with terrifying tales of climate catastrophe. It is time to act.
MI crazy to take on this role? Perhaps – but the Fallout from apathy is far worse. I am known for being a stunt(ed) man, but I need a lot of support in executing this dangerous operation.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with facts and accurate data, then dismantle the ticking time bomb that is a misinformed populace.
Many of our targets are getting their “facts” from mainstream media and/or social media. Therefore, there is a good chance that they believe any or all of these statements:
- Sea level in some parts of the world is rising at a catastrophic rate.
- There is a giant mass of plastic floating in the Pacific Ocean.
- We are well on our way to Net Zero by 2050.
- Renewable energy sources (especially wind and solar) are ready to be the backbone of the global electricity grid.
Now, such assertions are great for scaring children and getting the adrenaline pumping in gullible grownups, but they do a great disservice to our society. These nonsense narratives, with support from the misinformed masses, are creeping into public policy. And legislation based on fantasy could destroy our economies and ravage our standards of living.
I have a team of accomplished scientists who will outfit you with powerful weapons to help you carry out this mission. They recognize that our climate has been changing since long before industrial emissions were a thing. They are also well aware that humans are pumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, which no doubt has a significant negative effect on our planet.
Ridiculous exaggerations and fear mongering are also having terrible effects on our world. So, I request that intelligent, respectful people around the world accept this challenge:
Ensure that you have facts and accurate data at your disposal, and raise your hand when those in your network make baseless claims about important issues. Neutralize them using our top-secret LOGIC formula LOGIC: proprietary solution kills trolls dead. Do it with class and respect in order to avoid being seen as a threat.
To follow is more ammunition with which you can disable the potentially apocalyptic bomb:
Should you find yourself in an extended battle, you can find many more weapons on site.
We will not be following the Ghost Protocol, and I will not disavow knowledge of your role in this critical mission.
This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds … unless content moderators see it in their hearts to allow this important message to get past their security forces 🙂